oh well we need to post in here more ooften for real,
seamore is crying no one loves him anymore
but yeah on to the story lol
i went to a restaraunt today in tampa called sam seltzers and heres the story....
Carnim1684 (1:51:34 AM): u wanna hear something funny XoMisS aLiCIaXo (1:52:50 AM): sure Carnim1684 (1:53:17 AM): i went to a steak house today called Sam seltzers and it had giant plastic cows in front of it XoMisS aLiCIaXo (1:54:21 AM): lol Carnim1684 (1:54:38 AM): lol and the kids menu was shaped like a cow Carnim1684 (1:55:01 AM): but yeah i had shrimp cause im weird and the cows outside made me not order steak XoMisS aLiCIaXo (1:55:20 AM): lol XoMisS aLiCIaXo (1:55:22 AM): too funny Carnim1684 (1:55:30 AM): lol Carnim1684 (1:55:51 AM): im weird with my steak since i choked on a piece at school XoMisS aLiCIaXo (1:56:26 AM): lol XoMisS aLiCIaXo (1:56:27 AM): thats funny Carnim1684 (1:57:04 AM): lol i know XoMisS aLiCIaXo (1:58:52 AM): =)( Carnim1684 (1:59:05 AM): lol
but yeah i see this place at least once a day i dunno why i never told anyone about it before but it was funny
heres the link to it if any of you want to look at it
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley, behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Stan replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to WalMart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks." That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Bob hurries back to WalMart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Thank you for shopping at WalMart.
Two cows in England are talking to one another. the first one says, "Hey, are you worried about getting that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "I'm not a cow, I'm a helicopter!"
So one day a white trash hillbilly goes into a gun store in some hick town. The hillbilly asks the store owner what there biggest gun is. The store owner replies with "Well I have a .44." The hillbilly says that should be good since he is only shooting cans. The store owner is perplexed. "Why do you need such a powerful gun if your only shooting cans?" Well there is MexiCANS, PuertoriCANS, and AfriCANS.