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Time:08:46 pm
Mmmm.... steak
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Subject:greetings and salutations
Time:06:57 pm
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Subject:wow its been like over a month since a post in here....
Time:02:12 am
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oh well we need to post in here more ooften for real,

seamore is crying no one loves him anymore

but yeah on to the story lol

i went to a restaraunt today in tampa called sam seltzers and heres the story....

Carnim1684 (1:51:34 AM): u wanna hear something funny
XoMisS aLiCIaXo (1:52:50 AM): sure
Carnim1684 (1:53:17 AM): i went to a steak house today called Sam seltzers and it had giant plastic cows in front of it
XoMisS aLiCIaXo (1:54:21 AM): lol
Carnim1684 (1:54:38 AM): lol and the kids menu was shaped like a cow
Carnim1684 (1:55:01 AM): but yeah i had shrimp cause im weird and the cows outside made me not order steak
XoMisS aLiCIaXo (1:55:20 AM): lol
XoMisS aLiCIaXo (1:55:22 AM): too funny
Carnim1684 (1:55:30 AM): lol
Carnim1684 (1:55:51 AM): im weird with my steak since i choked on a piece at school
XoMisS aLiCIaXo (1:56:26 AM): lol
XoMisS aLiCIaXo (1:56:27 AM): thats funny
Carnim1684 (1:57:04 AM): lol i know
XoMisS aLiCIaXo (1:58:52 AM): =)(
Carnim1684 (1:59:05 AM): lol

but yeah i see this place at least once a day i dunno why i never told anyone about it before but it was funny

heres the link to it if any of you want to look at it

http://www.samseltzers.com/ENGLISH/english.htm

thats all

and now we have to get this community running again like woah so feel free to write posts to seamore

bye for now

mooo says seamore
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Time:05:30 pm
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omg i didnt make this some other persn make it! omg! how awesome is that! they dont even know abotu mmfl! sigh! heaven! too bad the daiseys arent dancin itd be perf for caras icon!

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Subject:walmart
Time:09:03 am
Current Mood:amusedamused
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley, behind
him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you
don't have to spend that kind of money," Stan replies. "There's a diagnostic
computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll
tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and
costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Bob deposits a urine
sample in a small jar and takes it to WalMart. He deposits ten dollars, and
the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample
into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks." That evening while thinking how
amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could
be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine
samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for
good measure.
Bob hurries back to WalMart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten
dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better.
Thank you for shopping at WalMart.
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Subject:funnies
Time:12:59 am
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okay so i was watching the dateline episode about friends tonite and phoebe wrote a song and sang it to the clas or libraray or whatever and i was thinking ahh i have to post it here so here it is

the cow in the meadow goes moo
the cow in the meadow goes moo
the farmer knocks him on the head and chops him up
and that is a hamburger

or it was something like that im not sure but yeah i need to sleep now

oh one more thing i found which is funny

http://www.livejournal.com/community/damncollegekids/1151911.html#comments
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Subject:more mmfl creations
Time:09:31 am
Current Mood:creativecreative

Pirate cowpie's dock!

Tropicana river...

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Subject:MMFL MAP! it is one step closer to reality!!!!
Time:11:07 am
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Subject:god i love cows!
Time:09:54 am
Current Mood:amusedamused
http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm

i think we may have found this b4...but really its so great....

We willfight for our bovine freedom blah blah blah cows with guns! teeheee
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Subject:gotta love college humor
Time:12:27 am
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Two cows in England are talking to one another. the first one says, "Hey, are you worried about getting that mad cow disease?"

The other replies, "I'm not a cow, I'm a helicopter!"




So one day a white trash hillbilly goes into a gun store in some hick town. The hillbilly asks the store owner what there biggest gun is. The store owner replies with "Well I have a .44." The hillbilly says that should be good since he is only shooting cans. The store owner is perplexed. "Why do you need such a powerful gun if your only shooting cans?" Well there is MexiCANS, PuertoriCANS, and AfriCANS.
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